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Hectology 

Hectology refers to the state of the art of understanding the female psyche to the point of being able to melt any girls' heart, a guy that is sweet and sexy that can enchant any girl.
" I got my degree in Hectology at the University of California."
Hectology by KatyxX September 1, 2009

Hankologyism 

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.
-In Hankologyism church today, it was so awesome today, he said I was cool.
-Well... If Hank says so.
Hankologyism by Ryan 424 March 30, 2009

histology 

1) pure science of studying tissues (biology/anatomy). Requires careful analysis. Only a flop would repeat this.
Yo man histology is tough!
Yeah man i hope i passed that exam!
histology by mike james bitch October 10, 2006

hyetology 

very cool tik toker on tik tok that I’m mutual s with yes hashtag hyetology for lyfe
Person A: @hyetology is a cool person
Person B: what who the hell even is that

Person A: *beats up person B and eats them up*
hyetology by tologhye October 3, 2021

Hankologyism 

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.
-Hankologyism is awesome.
-It sounds pretty disturbing to me.
-Don't worry, it's more like a cult than a religion.
-Oh. O.K.
-Want some kool aid?
Hankologyism by Ryan 4/24/92 December 9, 2008

Histology 

1: A look into the fasinating world of different bodily tissues, and how they work/interact with each other.

2: The absolute worst class any biology-related major will ever take; the kind that is necessary for several disciplines, but supremely boring and detail-oriented to the point of soul-crushing, mind-numbing horror. This is the kind of class that smart people hate.
Me: Hey dude you wanna hit up Magnolia's and mack on some cupcakes?
You: {drools, vacant stare straight ahead}
Me: Oh no, you've been studying for our upcoming histology exam, haven't you?
You: {no change in previous behavior}
Me: Sigh... I've lost another esteemed colleague and valued friend to the depressing hole which is the study of Histology :(
Histology by A nonni moose February 25, 2011