Sneezemis 

Stupid Christmis due to covid-19. Your not allowed to get together and have fun. Only 'get togethers' with a two or three people are allowed.

This year christmas is canceled
but marry sneezemis everyone!

Sneezemis by Jay the first November 28, 2020

sneezegasm 

An urban legend has it that if you sneeze 7 times in a row you will orgasm. An orgasm achieved this way is known as a Sneezegasm.

With this hayfever I've been blowing snot outta my face all week, but this morning I swear it was so bad I had a sneezegasm and I'd already used up almost all my kleenex. I had goo drippin' outta me top and bottom and only enough left to wipe one or the other. So basically my underwear is glued to me now.

sneezegasm by Mister Hughes. March 25, 2007

sneezedick 

when you sneeze and you have a mini orgasm

*sneezes and jizzes*

"Ugh look at him he's such a sneezedick"

"Lmfao!"

sneezedick by wethorse December 23, 2013

sneezeiure 

To sneeze multiple times in an excessive amount.

1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
2:OMG this kid is having a sneezeiure!1!1one!!eleven
1:<sneeze>

sneezeiure by Ma-Rak January 13, 2008

monthly jellyfish sneezes 

When a girl is on her period and she sneezes and it feels like a jellyfish came out her vagina

"I have a serious case of the Monthly Jellyfish Sneezes..."

monthly jellyfish sneezes by I name things. May 2, 2016

sneezegasm 

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

The girlfriend sneezegasm'd.

sneezegasm by Kelsey and Dani April 24, 2009

Sneezeizure 

When one is so overwhelmed by allergies they burst into a fit of multiple uncontrollable sneezes, which makes them incapable of functioning for a brief period of time.

Johann seriously needs to refill his allergy prescription. We can't get through a five minute conversation without him having a sneezeizure!

Sneezeizure by War on Tera May 17, 2009