Nomoji 

When someone posts something and you want to react but none of the emoji fit, either because multiple emoji are applicable or their post is so weird or overwhelming that you have to sit there and think, "Dang....I got nomoji for that".

I got nomoji for that.

Nomoji by Kjstan November 23, 2020

Nomotion

Nomotion: When you get more responsibility and/or duties at work, but no pay raise and no change in your title.

Sally's work load has increased but her pay has not. She is still called the receptionist while she does Accounts Payable and numerous other duties. She has not received a promotion, she has received a nomotion.

Nomotion by UberSpork October 3, 2009

nomoticon 

Full-text written language in online conversation - the complete avoidance of any emoticons when writing messages via SMS, chats, etc., while writing complete sentences and not using acronyms like LOL.

Katherine avoids emoticons, much to tomas' distress - she expresses what she thinks verbally in nomoticon, while he uses emoticons like ;-(, etc. to express feelings.

nomoticon by tohjensen November 25, 2009

nomonia 

Dreaded disease caused by a lack of capital. Pronounced "no-MONEY-ah", punning on "pneumonia", its symptoms are: complaining about how broke one is, loss of weight because of a lack of food to eat, and general nastiness until the next paycheck comes.

A week before payday, I always come down with nomonia.

nomonia by pentozali April 9, 2006

nomotion

The backhanded bitch cousin of the promotion. You get more work, responsibilities, and pressure but no pay increase or benefits.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

nomotion by Micron X February 24, 2010

Noojie 

A feminine, possibly homosexual Indian boy who is very annoying. If you are within earshot, you will be made aware of all his problems.

Noojie: You know who pisses me off today? (commences 30 minute explanation).

Noojie by GHERTY December 17, 2010

NoMojis! 

Used in chat, when you are on PC or other device that can't display emojis properly, to tell people not to use them.

Rob: im back!
Liz: wb Rob!
Phil: u were gone?
Rob: **
Liz: Nomojis!
Rob: sry forgot! angry faces
Phil: lol

NoMojis! by snugglebunners July 3, 2011