Nomojoitis
An affliction where two people generally of a heterosexual nature are spell bound with each other and directly arouse each other through the use of sexting. Often outside forces make their union difficult. A key to their relationship is that on the occasions where they do exchange physical touching and quite possibly bodily fluids they enjoy a cup of tea.
Jim: I got a bad case of Nomojoitis for you at the moment,
Lucy: Right back at you, come on over for a cup of tea
Jim: my phone is nearly flat so I will put it on the charger and come on over
Lucy: sounds good, I have plenty of honey if you want that in your tea???
Lucy: Right back at you, come on over for a cup of tea
Jim: my phone is nearly flat so I will put it on the charger and come on over
Lucy: sounds good, I have plenty of honey if you want that in your tea???
Nomojoitis by dalarka May 7, 2014
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