Jackson Pirie

A man who is the 2nd shortest of the friend group. Hes got that crackhead laugh. Professional at injuring him self and falling downstairs with crutches. He also is sweaty gaming nerd who will beam you in any game. His street name is torg.

wow look at Jackson Pirie, he such a chad

Jackson Pirie by the truth my guy November 9, 2020

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Jackson Pirie

The man, the myth, the beamer. This guys laugh can make anyone laugh. He is the type of guy to hurt his leg and then fall down the stairs with his crutches and hurt the other. The type of guy to gamble his life savings to end his fiend of online skins gambling. The type of guy to have 2000 pc and never use it. The type of guy who works at CFA because he is gaymer. Known street name as Troglodyte or Torg.

Look at Jackson Pirie! I wish I was like him

Jackson Pirie by the truth my guy November 9, 2020

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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