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TrumpSimp 

someone who argues that Donald Trump is the best president in the history of America, despite clear evidence to the contrary, for one of four reasons:

1. they are trolling people who are easy to anger
2. they are either misinformed, generally unempathetic to suffering or only care about money

3. they are 60+ years of age and like Trump purely because he is a republican
4. they don't want to admit they were wrong about him
"Yikes... look at Blake walking around with a MAGA hat on, does he know that there are still thousands of people dying in America every day because of how Trump has handled the pandemic?"

"Idk man, he's a bit of a TrumpSimp, and can't really see that Trump could do anything wrong..."
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Trumpsimp 

A self-absorbed person who lacks responsibility, and constantly says "I am not a simp" to look good in the eyes of others but never gave anything and is not in charge of spending taxes and only playes public mind games to make people psychologically dependent on them.
" I gave Trumpsimp a videogame for his birthday, then Trumpsimp, gave the present I gave, to his bro and in return, his bro needed to do favors for him, to gain Trumpsimps appreciation"
Trumpsimp by Duchesss December 6, 2020

trumpsmanship 

The art of spouting off whatever comes to mind, while convincing everyone that it is perfectly plausible.
That was an impressive display of trumpsmanship, when Donald convinced everyone that he knew more about ISIS than the generals, and that he actually respects women.
trumpsmanship by Chas501 January 22, 2017

trumphump 

An extremely expensive fuck usually costing a guy more than $100,000.
Most guys are unable to afford trying to hide the fact of a fuck but the rich dudes continue to trumphump.
trumphump by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

Trumphumper 

An individual who knowingly voted for trump and continues to believe his antics; a Trump fanatic who is caught dropping the United States flag. Possibly a twitter addict that puppydogs fake news.
"You wont believe the TRUMPHUMPER I saw on the street today! He was still wearing his "I Voted" sticker yelling "We can still make America great!"
Trumphumper by Naughtybody March 28, 2019

Trumpdumping 

The act of stringing together numerous nonsensical thoughts and words into either one verbal or written sentence, or paragraph, in an attempt to get an opinion or thought across to other people.
I came close to hiring her as my assistant, but she had the very bad habit of Trumpdumping, and no one could follow what she was saying.

trumpswamp 

In 2018, the inhabitants of the White House.
It’s time to vote to drain the trumpswamp.
trumpswamp by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2018