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Trumpsomnia 

Trumpsomnia- The inabilty to sleep caused by the growing fear of a Trump administration that would inevitably spell the end of democracy and civil rights as we know them. Side effects may include sending friends of the potential new leader of the free world creeping on his own daughter
My friend Darcie had a bad case of Trumpsomnia last night. She sent me a picture of Trump caressing his daughter while sitting on a gold statue of two parrots doing it at 3 am last night.
Trumpsomnia by idreamofaverage September 3, 2016

Trumpsomnia 

Lack of sleep due to time spent searching the internet for the latest news about Trump, and/or arguing on social media about Trump
I was up all last night with Trumpsomnia, after hearing rumors of a giant floating baby Trump balloon.
Trumpsomnia by Shakti Power July 14, 2018
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Trumponian Justice 

If anybody disagrees with you or exposes your true motives, fire them.
He has protected himself with a force field of Trumponian Justice, by letting Cindy go when he screwed the pooch...
Trumponian Justice by Rubrducky July 25, 2017

Trumponian 

A person aboard the Trump Bandwagon. Idiocracy. A potentially hazardous human being, not in the right state of mind. Possibly racist. A person that possibly wears a toupee and uses bad self tanners. Maybe also a person that wants to pose as a threat to the United States of America.
You can tell a Trumponian when you see one, bad etiquette, toupee having, orange looking mofo that supports Trump.
Trumponian by K9groomer01 June 14, 2016

Trumponian 

Is used to refer to someone who is either lying or says something stupi
What you just said sounded so Trumponian, very stupid.
Trumponian by Alekmontes October 8, 2018
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