"Fuck My Big Titty Nigger Bitch!"
This is similar to the exclamation "FML = Fuck My Life" or "FMA = Fuck My Ass" but with less homosexual connotations. It is commonly used to describe scenarios in wich the subject (the person using the term) has been unfathomably wronged by some one or some situation. It is most effectively used in abbreviated form for social networking status updates (tweets or FB statuses), or in conversation to imply hopeless dispare or injustice. The phrase itself depicts your large-chested negro slave being ass plundered from behind by a hearty white plantation owner.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"