shitmickey

When someone offers you food and it ends up giving you diarrhea.

You invite me over for dinner and slip me a shitmickey, what kind of host are you?

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shitmonkey

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.

1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."

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the act of being a shitdick
But shitdick meaning a jerk/asshole

Sarah Cohen sure won't quit her shitdickery today.

Shitdickery is a horrible thing to act on.

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1. A farmer

2. (pl.)A pair of heavy boots.

I had to scrape off my shitkickers before I walked into the house.

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tiny dogs that just bark and bark and smell and do nothing else

god i hate her dog
is it a shitkicker dog
yeah it is

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something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed

Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!

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an undesireable person. a derrogatory term used to express discontent.

That guy is a wicked shitlicker.

shitlicker by nick May 6, 2005

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