regrettie

a fan of the band The Regrettes. they are likely gay and have mental illness. you will likely find them on twitter or instagram, the occasional siting on facebook but we don’t accept them. they can all agree that every member is extremely attractive and talented. you may see one with the symbol “|^_” in their display name which stands for the R in regrettes but doesn’t look anything like an R. the plural form for regrettie is regretties.

“twitter regretties are insane”
“I’m a professional regrettie”

by fooledfeelings June 27, 2020

Regretsit

The uniquely British emotion of feeling extreme unease following hasty, ill advised, possibly intoxicated decision making.

The German chancellor chuckled quietly to herself. Her schadenfreude could not be contained as she contemplated the regretsit experienced by those ungracious, tea swilling, island folk.

by @peSh!t crayzee July 11, 2016

Regrettable Hulk

A regrettable hulk is a very large hulk sized fat woman that takes advantage of an intoxicated man sexually. Regrettable hulks are solitary hunters and prey on men typically around bars and clubs when they are about to close.

"Yo Bruce, hope you didn't throw your back out last night with that regrettable hulk."

by TheLoganator September 3, 2014

Regrettables

Regrettables consist of dirty sluts, girls who are a friends girlfriend, and fat chicks. Basically, they are people you would regret banging in the morning and are hence very dangerous at parties.

"DAMN SON! That party is 99% regrettables! I ain't going to that shit!"

by Guaresca January 23, 2009

regretta cheese

Older, less appealing, fumunda cheese of days gone by. The definitive limberger of all the crotch cheeses, which once happened upon, the finder rues their misfortune often never fully recovering from the experience.

I thought there was old gym socks in her pockets but it was actually regretta cheese! I didn't know fumunda could go bad.

Once you go regretta, you never get better!

by Ericter December 31, 2008

Regretsyed

A poorly made or disgusting work of art or crafts posted (usually for an exorbitant price) on Etsy and featured on Regretsy.

The womyn's vulva earrings were regretsyed almost as soon as they were posted on Etsy.

by Dynomoose December 19, 2009

regrattery

The activity of spending an inordinate amount of time inside a library, especially one with imposing Brutalist architecture.

His regrattery must be stopped or he'll write another thesis!

by majadirks March 31, 2010