Campbell Soup 

The payment for someone to eat a Pot Noodle and then shit on the payers chest so that they can slurp it up for a meal.

“Awh fuck sir, I’m wile hungry, are you up for a bit of the ole Campbell soup”

Campbell Soup by DaRealTj June 10, 2020

campbell soup can 

The act of ejaculating in your hand and slaping a girl in the face with it.

Man 1: Dude, I heard a loud slap sound from you room last night and then some girl yelling.

Man 2: Yeah, she said she was hungry so I gave her a Campbell Soup Can.

campbell soup can by b-diddy32 November 23, 2009

Miss Campbell Soup 

Fine ass white girl. Usually blonde with big ol' titties.

Damn! you see that bitch? she got that miss campbell soup thang goin on.

Miss Campbell Soup by macdre4life August 2, 2009

Campbell's soup version 

To give the condensed version of a story.

Similar to long story short

Guy: You will never believe what happened on my date!
Girl: What?
Guy: Well, I was getting ready to leave and she calls me to change plans and the I was like, "I made reservations" and she was like "oh okay nevermind, come pick me up" so then I was like, "okay I'll be right there and then...
Girl: Just give me the Campbell's soup version.
Guy: Okay...all in all it was a good date

Campbell's soup version by yellebelle March 10, 2011

Campbell's Soup of the Day

oral sex received while the giver has a mouth full of Campbell's soup.

When Bill arrived home after a long day of work, he asked "Susan, what's for dinner?"

Susan replies, "Campbell's Soup of the Day," then takes a drink of her Soup at Hand and kneels down in front of him.

Campbell's Soup of the Day by Magellan925 December 17, 2010

Campbell's Soup Can 

A very large and girthy penile unit of a man's genitals

The man I f'ed last night had a campbell's soup can.

Campbell's Soup Can by penis lovah February 23, 2009

Campbell's Soup Party

A slang or joke term for a reckless house party where guests throw canned soup at the walls, floors, or ceilings, leaving a mess or causing damage.

After hearing what happened at Jake's Campbell's soup party last weekend, his roommates decided nobody is hosting anything at their place again.

Campbell's Soup Party by RKDub January 2, 2026