Caucasianitis is also known as The White
People Disease, Inflammation of the Caucasian,Being
White, The White guy/chick, Whitey,
cracker, or Being Caucasian.
This disease inflicts approximately 65% of
people in the United States, and approximately one billion people across the world. No one knows the origins of Caucasianitis, just that it started somewhere in Europe back in 4004 BC
The Symptoms of Caucasianitis are...
-Pale skin that easily burns
-Round eyes
-Lack of rhythm
-Inability to dance
-Inability to
jump high
-General disadvantage at sports
-Enjoying nascar
-Drinking
beer excessively
-Facebooking way too much.
-Fondness for Daughtry, bland
food and starbucks
-Constant need to say things like 'all righty!' and 'no biggie!'
-Deliberately becoming overly intoxicated resulting in vomiting and/or forgetting the event the next day
-Drive volvo stations wagons
-eats at picnics
-eats sun chips
-Picking their own Fruit
-Liking Conan O’Brien
-Getting stupid/ironic tattoos.
"
Jerome, what you doin' watchin'
NASCAR?"
"I enjoy it."
"Oh gurl. You got that
white-people disease, Caucasianitis."
"All righty, please pass me the Sun Chips."