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A nun that makes you cry
She was brutal at Sunday school, what a nunion!
Nunion by piffles420 March 31, 2019
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Nunion nunionship nonions ninion Nunian nunin Nuning Nunio nunointed nuvion
1. (n.) A mix between a ninny and a minion, particularly to be applied to your co-workers/slaves.
"Ugh!! Did you hear Val offering Yoli a knuckle sandwich without mayo? What a ninion! "
or "I hate going to the main office! It feels like walking into the Ninion Committee Headquarters!"
or "Jody, why aren't you done with those nails? It's been 37 minutes. Don't be such a ninion!"
ninion by Dr Gru March 18, 2014
A newspaper headline so outrageous that it should be in The Onion, but isn't.
"The article here says that conspiritard Alex Jones just hired Roseanne Barr to be a reporter. That's a nonion if I ever saw one!"
Nonion by InkyA August 17, 2011
Nothing but I said it wrong so here it is
nunin by Tajalove November 2, 2019
I'll take whole wheat, with pickle, lettuce, olives and nonions.
nonions by bob beeflips May 5, 2010

nunointed 

The process by which one is anointed as a priest by a nun through one's blessing of her sneeze and her acknowledgement of said blessing.
Adam saw a nun sneeze on the bus and said "bless you", the nun smiled and said "thank you" and he was thereby nunointed as a priest of whichever religious denomination from which that nun hailed; he never asked so he still doesn't know.
nunointed by Yabadass June 12, 2013