"Ugh!! Did you hear Val offering Yoli a knuckle sandwich without mayo? What a ninion! "
or "I hate going to the main office! It feels like walking into the Ninion Committee Headquarters!"
or "Jody, why aren't you done with those nails? It's been 37 minutes. Don't be such a ninion!"
The process by which one is anointed as a priest by a nun through one's blessing of her sneeze and her acknowledgement of said blessing.
Adam saw a nun sneeze on the bus and said "bless you", the nun smiled and said "thank you" and he was thereby nunointed as a priest of whichever religiousdenomination from which that nun hailed; he never asked so he still doesn't know.