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dirty kalen

a dirty kalen is when you masturbate with hand sanitizer inside a Big Lots while prank calling a local Pet Smart asking if you can raw titty fuck a albino toned gerbil. After you hang up you ejaculate aggressively to a obese anteater with multiple pounds of explosive matter inside their rectum, once your semen reaches the explosive matter WW3 will be started due to the explosive reaction caused.
Wowza dude, I pulled a dirty kalen on Hillary Clinton!
dirty kalen by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023

dirty kalen

While fucking your partner, take out your dick and insert a roast chicken instead. This move takes a lot of skill and is reserved for only the elite Kalens
Yo bro I totally pulled a dirty kalen on my girl last night, she didn't suspect a thing
dirty kalen by Troller937 May 4, 2020

dirty kalen

a dirty kalen is when you ask your nearest petsmart if you can titty fuck a albino toned gerbil while masturbating to a constipated anteater with multiple 10 pound casing C4s strapped inside your rectum.
Yo Tyrone, did you hear how William pulled a dirty kalen yesterday?
dirty kalen by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026