dirty aftyn
Man I can’t wait to get home and pull a dirty Aftyn. Boston Pizza is dropping off my Mac and cheese and bread sticks at 8.
dirty aftyn by Rawchickin April 12, 2020
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Dirty Afton
A sexual act where a woman and her partner are having consensual sex on top of a speeding horse. Before climaxing, the woman covers the horse’s eyes with her pussy as the partner whips the horse to make it gallop faster. As the now blind, speeding horse gallops wildly, the couple climax before crashing into something. This act is typically performed on a Thursday afternoon, when she is doubled cheeked up.
Last night I took Ashley on a horseback riding date. Little did she know that we would person a dirty afton, causing us to break our arms.
Dirty Afton by Cooter Scooter April 15, 2020
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Dirty Afton
A sexual act performed on horseback where the woman and her willing partner are on a mustang speeding through a field. Before climax, the woman puts her pussy in over the horses eyes while the partner whips the horse to make it gallop faster. With the horse blind and running wildly, the partners climax together before crashing into an unsuspecting object/person.
Dang, last night I took Ashley on a date and we performed the dirty afton. That’s how I broke my arm!
Dirty Afton by Cooter Scooter April 15, 2020
Dirty Aftin
A sexual act, whereby, a woman allows a large group of men satisfy themselves in all three
of her orifices while the woman’s boyfriend watches and climaxes without his genitalia being touched. This is commonly done in a hotel room while nosy neighbors listen, suspended in jealousy.
of her orifices while the woman’s boyfriend watches and climaxes without his genitalia being touched. This is commonly done in a hotel room while nosy neighbors listen, suspended in jealousy.
I was mad at the number of strangers at my house when I arrived, until I walked in and realized my girlfriend was a Dirty Aftin. I love her so much!
Dirty Aftin by Mr Lazzlo September 13, 2021
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026