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A Slovenian beverage you purchase so you can giggle at the name printed on the bottle. It's sort of the KFC of soft drinks, claiming to be flavored with eleven different herbs and spices, including exotic flavors such as rose hip.
"Honestly, Cockta just tastes of American smarties. It's pretty good."
Cockta by Pergmen March 23, 2020
I like to drink Cockta.
Cockta by Za Dom spremni September 9, 2005
Best drink ever. The kind of drink you don't ever want to finish because you don't want to throw the beautiful bottle away. Put it up your ass for maximum pleasure.
Boy 1: "Do you have any cockta?"
Boy 78: "Yeah it's been here for two years"
Boy 2: "Cock"
COCKTA by superpink34 November 22, 2021

Cocktail friends 

1.facebook friends acquired as the result of sending friend requests while in an altered state of mind.
John has 20 new cocktail friends after friday night.
Cocktail friends by pyra023 October 21, 2010

Cherry Cocktail 

Eating out a girl while she's on her period.
Dude 1: "I totally gave this girl a cherry cocktail last night."

Dude 2: "That's just sick..."
Cherry Cocktail by raichupal January 24, 2011

Polonium Cocktail

1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.

Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.
If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.