Fakeade

Fakeade, for niggas who dont know how to pronounce facade.

Jose: Yo cover up that pipe with a fakeade.
Carl: You stupid bitch its pronounced "Façade".
Carl: I got all the ME drives go ahead.
Jose: Just put em' back, please.
Carl: You're acting like Mr. Schmidt
Carl and Jacob laugh because Mr.Schmidt is retarded
Jose kills himself

Fakeade by Suspectpear528 March 22, 2020

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fakeagenda

It is that agenda, small book or binder that you take to meetings for the single purpose of not being emptyhanded. You do not write anything down, just hold it or draw some miscellaneous lines.

You go ahead, I forgot my fakeagenda in the office

fakeagenda by alex_b August 5, 2014

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Related Words

Fakeade • fakeadelicish • Fakeademic • fakeagenda • Fakedelic • FakeDetective • Fakended • FakerDeema

Fakended

A term used to describe people who pretend to be offended, because they believe that’s the social expectation, whether the issue truly offends them or not. Combining the words “fake” and “offended”

Steve thought the child was being obnoxious, but after his mother hit him, Fakended outrage.

Fakended by Juno1114 February 13, 2019

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Fakeademic

A media-created pandemic based on false, wildly speculative or unscientific projections. A virus that isn’t as bad as people are led to believe.

The past few months, the world has suffered greatly from a FAKEADEMIC, which had dubious origins, was propelled and accelerated by false predictions creating mass panic, sensationalized by the media, and exacerbated by poor decisions made by some governors, whether purposeful or out of ignorance.

Fakeademic by Testore June 23, 2020