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Instaposer 

NOUN: An Instagrammer who indulges in trends, new or old, and tries to recreate them on their own feed, usually trying to impress others. (They tend to say that they had zero influence or inspiration.)
**Usually used as an insult**
Instagrammer 1: Wow, nice feed.
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...
Instaposer by timentes May 29, 2017

Instapoet 

Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.

Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.

It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.

Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.
That Instapoet ACTUALLY thinks he can write?
Instapoet by Mr. Spud August 8, 2018

instagoth 

Someone who thinks their gothic because they wear black lipstic and wear hottopic clothes.
Sk8ErChk: LyKe OmG! HoTtOpIc HaD tHe CuTeSt PaIr Of BoNdAgE pAnTs EvEr! *FaInT*
instagoth by Satan October 31, 2003

instapation 

when someone walks into a public bathroom while u taking a shit and u immediately block up out of fear
Brad: Did you manage to go?
Janet: No I couldn’t, some lady was in there and I couldn’t go, I was like right in the middle too
Brad: ah, instapation, eh?
instapation by buttholemggee June 20, 2016

Instaspotting 

Hobby. Seeking and venturing to aesthetically pleasing locations for taking Instagram pictures.
Lauren and Brianna are free this weekend, so we’ll probably go Instaspotting at this pumpkin patch!
Instaspotting by GreentheQueen March 29, 2021

instahot 

when you only look good online/instagram, and not in real life.
Dude, that girl is so instahot. Such a disappointment.
instahot by annnnoooooonn December 28, 2016