The official awards ceremony for douchebags, where those displaying the most douchebagginess and engaging in
the greatest amount of douchebaggery are
granted honors and
forever remembered for being the douchebags that they are.
"Envelope, please.......and tonights's Douchie goes to............ the loud, obnoxiuos, drunk, greasy douchebag at the end of the
bar who keeps yelling at the bartender for vodka straight-up on the
rocks. Congratulations!!"
"That
guy's on the road to Road to The Douchies!!"