STD in which your cack snores, whistles, shoots out smoke, swells, turns greenish with purple bunions, drips blue skeet and flakes like onions, gets crispy and dry but makes your underwear wet somehow, spurts out pink foam, and your balls also swell up to the size of a mailbox, bumpy and slimy. Also leaves you shaky, swetay and with fever.

She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt, Ima find that bitch AND KNOCK HER THE FUCK OUT!

skiffilufigus by FreshestLette April 30, 2004

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Skiffer

A cool girl with multiple and indisputable life skills.

Did you see how she handled herself?! Woaah?! She is a major skiffer!

Skiffer by dee ess January 4, 2010

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Skiffen

The best person in the world. He usually has a lot of friends that uncontrollably shout out his name because of how amazing he is. He has been referred to as a god and many people adore him. He is always right, and the laws of nature will bend to his will to prove he is right.

Ashley: "Hey, is that skiffen"
Skiffen: "it's the Skiffen to you"
Ashley: "I'm sorry, it will never happen again"
Skiffen: "It better not"
Ashley: "You're right, you're always right and I am always wrong"

Skiffen by a_follower_of_the_mighty_one February 3, 2010

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skreffling

A small ungrommed ginger person with hobbit like features.

Can be used as an insult or a term of endearment.

Can be used in place of vagabond, Tramp or roge.

Wow, Marnie you are such a skreffling.

If I do not return you to home before midnight you'll turn into a skreffling.

skreffling by Jester5588 June 15, 2017

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