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Skiffen

The best person in the world. He usually has a lot of friends that uncontrollably shout out his name because of how amazing he is. He has been referred to as a god and many people adore him. He is always right, and the laws of nature will bend to his will to prove he is right.
Ashley: "Hey, is that skiffen"
Skiffen: "it's the Skiffen to you"
Ashley: "I'm sorry, it will never happen again"
Skiffen: "It better not"
Ashley: "You're right, you're always right and I am always wrong"
by a_follower_of_the_mighty_one February 3, 2010
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Skiffen

Stoned of high bars spitten of freestylen
Ja bro ga skiffen (bro gaat freestylen)
by Skaffa gaat skiffen August 18, 2024
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Skaffa gaat skiffen

Stoned of high freestylen
Als je roept: skaffa gaat skiffen, dan moet de andere persoon gaan freestylen
by Skaffa gaat skiffen August 9, 2024
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Stiffened Sailor

To have sex, on a boat, in the middle of a lake or out at sea
Person 1: What’d u guys on the boat for so long?
Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor
by Carl0sSp1cyWeiner May 26, 2022
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Stiffen

To stiffen someone means to give someone a right good beating so they are stiff in the morning. If you stiffen someone they won't know what's hit them. Said to have originated in Glasgow, Scotland.
Example 1:
Jock: Here mate did you see stiffen Bobby last night?
Div: Oh aye, he will be stoatin about this morning!
Example 2:
Jock: Shut it or all stiffen you!
Davy: Awright the come ahead ya fud!
by Jock McTavish March 22, 2013
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Skiffer

A cool girl with multiple and indisputable life skills.
Did you see how she handled herself?! Woaah?! She is a major skiffer!
by dee ess January 4, 2010
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Enchanted Iron Stiffened Mesh

The #1 mesh for all your sifting needs, you will get tons of diamond and iron and gold etc.
Person 1: get me some gravel so i can use my Enchanted Iron Stiffened Mesh
Person 2: NO! im using my diamond meshes!
Person 1: WAIT YOU USED M DIAMONDS? IM BANNING U IDIOT!
by big boi anti soy January 30, 2019
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