hesk 

Hesk: plant matter that has dried up and turned a light-brown colour, or a plant that is already light-brown.

If it gets too hot, the plants will dry into hesk!

hesk by Schmschmschm December 21, 2019

Heskey Rule 

The age old FIFA/Pro Evo rule that any goal scored by Emile Heskey is equivalent to 6 goals scored by anyone else, except for George Elokobi, who's goals are worth 19.

In the event that both Heskey and Elokobi score in a single match, "blump saturation" occurs and the rule is nullified.

Ben: "What a screamer by Heskey! By means of the Heskey Rule i'm winning 6-1!"

Jordan: "You have forgotten that my goal was scored by Elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1"

Heskey Rule by Nickolobi January 23, 2010

heskel 

A young smart jacked ginger boy who excels at math. He loves his computer science class and like taking it in the butt. He will buy Juul pods for$50. Make sure it's mango!

Heskel if i give you the juul pods will you let me stick it in your butt?

heskel by gooz May 18, 2017

Sander Gausvik Heskestad 

Sander Gausvik Heskestad is the inventor of philosophy, and is famous all around the world

Sander Gausvik Heskestad is our saviour

Sander Gausvik Heskestad by theflying_egg September 18, 2020

Heskey 

Undoubtabaly the best player in the world, he is exetremely fast, he can shoot, he can head the ball, and if you dont agree with this HE WILL RAPE YOU! He can even score sweaty goals.

Heskey shoots and scores, he celebrates by raping the keeper. He is easily the best player in the world.

Heskey by Heskey is the best September 9, 2012

Heskeyanity

A religion dedicated to worshiping the Almighty Emile Heskey!!! Heskeynites will honour and defend Englands greatest footballer.

Friend 1 - " heskey is shit"

Friend 2 - "we can never speak again, :O i am a heskeynite a follower of Heskeyanity, sworn to fight for Emile Heskey for life"

Heskeyanity by FounderOfHeskeyanity November 29, 2011

Emile Heskey Syndrome 

A disorder of the inner ear which effects balance and causes an individual to feel unsteady, for example when standing or walking. It may be accompanied by symptoms of being giddy, woozy, or having a sensation of movement, spinning, or floating. Named after the famously unbalanced England soccer player Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey whose (rare) goal celebrations consisted of collapsing whilst clutching his ear.

Sheedo is laid up with the Emile Heskey Syndrome. Again.

Emile Heskey Syndrome by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010