A person who does specific dumb things eg:
1. Missing days of work/school just cos u can
2. Cat-fishing people while already with someone
3. Saying dumb things which are very obvious
1. Missing days of work/school just cos u can
2. Cat-fishing people while already with someone
3. Saying dumb things which are very obvious
1:
Person 1: I don’t wanna go to work today, I think I will stay at home
Person 2: so you’re doing a Heskes?
2: haha I hope my girl doesn’t find out bout my nine catfishes
3: person 1: does two come after 1 or 3??
Person 2: you actual Heskes.....1!!
Person 1: I don’t wanna go to work today, I think I will stay at home
Person 2: so you’re doing a Heskes?
2: haha I hope my girl doesn’t find out bout my nine catfishes
3: person 1: does two come after 1 or 3??
Person 2: you actual Heskes.....1!!
by Maneijeff2.0 May 28, 2019
Get the heskes mug.The age old FIFA/Pro Evo rule that any goal scored by Emile Heskey is equivalent to 6 goals scored by anyone else, except for George Elokobi, who's goals are worth 19.
In the event that both Heskey and Elokobi score in a single match, "blump saturation" occurs and the rule is nullified.
In the event that both Heskey and Elokobi score in a single match, "blump saturation" occurs and the rule is nullified.
Ben: "What a screamer by Heskey! By means of the Heskey Rule i'm winning 6-1!"
Jordan: "You have forgotten that my goal was scored by Elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1"
Jordan: "You have forgotten that my goal was scored by Elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1"
by Nickolobi January 23, 2010
Get the Heskey Rule mug.Related Words
heskes • Sander Gausvik Heskestad • heskey • Hesketh • Heskeyanity • Heskey time • Heskeboy • heskel • heskey'd it • Heskeyed
A young smart jacked ginger boy who excels at math. He loves his computer science class and like taking it in the butt. He will buy Juul pods for$50. Make sure it's mango!
by gooz May 18, 2017
Get the heskel mug.by theflying_egg September 18, 2020
Get the Sander Gausvik Heskestad mug.Undoubtabaly the best player in the world, he is exetremely fast, he can shoot, he can head the ball, and if you dont agree with this HE WILL RAPE YOU! He can even score sweaty goals.
Heskey shoots and scores, he celebrates by raping the keeper. He is easily the best player in the world.
by Heskey is the best September 9, 2012
Get the Heskey mug.A religion dedicated to worshiping the Almighty Emile Heskey!!! Heskeynites will honour and defend Englands greatest footballer.
Friend 1 - " heskey is shit"
Friend 2 - "we can never speak again, :O i am a heskeynite a follower of Heskeyanity, sworn to fight for Emile Heskey for life"
Friend 2 - "we can never speak again, :O i am a heskeynite a follower of Heskeyanity, sworn to fight for Emile Heskey for life"
by FounderOfHeskeyanity November 29, 2011
Get the Heskeyanity mug.A disorder of the inner ear which effects balance and causes an individual to feel unsteady, for example when standing or walking. It may be accompanied by symptoms of being giddy, woozy, or having a sensation of movement, spinning, or floating. Named after the famously unbalanced England soccer player Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey whose (rare) goal celebrations consisted of collapsing whilst clutching his ear.
by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010
Get the Emile Heskey Syndrome mug.