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One of the smartest people you'll ever meet. He's above average in everything and will destroy anyone in anything if he wants. He will beat you with mind games, so look out for that.
Blessed are the Abramo, for they shall be Abramo.
Abramo by Mochile December 14, 2019
A smart ass. You can't actually beat him in anything and he normally doesn't give crap about anything. He doesn't look like it, but I swear Abramo's have super human strength. Point is, don't mess with an Abramo.
Abramo
Abramo by Mochile November 5, 2019
A very fast eater, especially when it comes to pizza.
Abramo
Abramo by Hutsch July 3, 2021

Abramo Slam 

When a lucky lady has the enoromus pleasure of having a delicious abramo slam his man meat intensely into her vagina! Most of the time a sonic boom results and makes the surrounding area quake and wish they could be so lucky to witness.
He abramo slammed that ho
Abramo Slam by Crumgasm September 10, 2010

J.J. Abrams 

Synonym for Fuckhole in the Trek universe.
We're gonna make you eat our shit! Then we're gonna make you shit out our shit! Then we're gonna make you eat your shit, which is made up of our shit which we made you eat!

J.J. Abrams - Fuck this fucker up his mother fucking ass.
J.J. Abrams by Coffeman May 22, 2013

J.J. Abrams 

noun, media
Term for an unimaginative, nihilistic director/producer who takes major film franchises from your childhood known for their wonder and for untouchable protagonists, and pumps them full of needlessly bleak, depressing, post modern themes in which no one is safe for his own entertainment. This holds especially true of a producer/director who kills off major, well loved characters for mere shock value.

synonyms: asshole, goth kid, moody teenager, modern artist
"Wow, that guy took it way too far with the Star Wars franchise. There's some things you just shouldn't do. What a J.J. Abrams. Oh, that's his name? What a coincidence."
J.J. Abrams by zagbison92 March 29, 2016