rocket shit 

1-A fart-propelled dump. It makes the turd come out faster
2-Stuff relating to rockets

1-Dude, I just took a rocket shit. It came out so fast, my ass stil hurts!
2-What fell off the discovery?
I dunno, rocket shit.

rocket shit by Incredible edible medicals September 23, 2005

Rocket Shit 

A "Rocket Shit" is the type of shit you take when you're in a hurry. These shits are typically expelled from the anus in a fast and sometimes loud manner, hence the name: "Rocket Shit"

Oh man, after that Mexican food i rushed home and took a rocket shit, it was a photo-finish.

Rocket Shit by JoexVirus December 9, 2007

Rocket Shit 

Rocket shit is When you have to take A really fast shit When you are going somewhere!

Or It's just A term that u shit fast

Person 1: we have to go, hurry!

Person 2: Yes i just need to take A Rocket shit

Rocket Shit by Slowshitter September 15, 2017

Rocket shit 

When ever a person has explosive diarrhea and isn't able to hold it and shits all over the place

He had a rocket shit and now there's shit in the bathroom

Rocket shit by Goldenboy69mr September 19, 2017

Rocket Shit 

a cheap car thats fast, and easy to obtain.

Mainly used to pick up people, and take them to parties (mostly girls)

"Oh shit did you see Brad in that rocket shit with like 5 chicks on the way to that sick party?"

"I'm getting a rocket shit for this weekend to drive the ladies."

Rocket Shit by theemaann November 16, 2009

Shit Rocket 

A shit so intense, that shoots out of your ass so fast it displaces the water in the toilet and splashes it all over the wall behind you; it comes out with such impressive force that it sometimes cracks the porcelain.

Every time I eat bacon cheeseburgers, I have to take a Shit Rocket.

Shit Rocket by Baby_Blaster January 19, 2012

Rocket-powered shit 

A shit that has a fart stuck in behind it.

When you go to the toilet with a rocket-powered shit, the result depends on the type if shit- if runny, it will erupt and spray everywhere, covering the toilet bowl in modern art. If dry, all the shit will force itself from your anus in one log, leaving no mess behind, and creating a huge splash as it cannons into the water. A rocket-powered shit will need no wiping after, as the fart cleans it all up for you.

Bob: dude I need to go take a shit
John: cool man tell me how it goes

(Explosion and subsequent screams emanate from the vicinity of the bathroom)
Bob returns.

John: oh god, what have you done?
Bob: fuck. That shit was no ordinary shit.

John: oh my god
Bob: it was a ROCKET-POWERED SHIT

Rocket-powered shit by citropussy September 6, 2013