poopitation 

To meditate while pooping. For many people the only time you are truly alone is when your in the bathroom pooping. You close your eyes and enter a state of deep meditation, allowing your mind to be clear and your body to expel toxins.

Joe has been much less stressed since he started utilizing poopitation practices daily.

poopitation by The Art of Mayhem September 19, 2019

heart palpitations 

Heart palpitations is a weird feeling of having butterflies in your heart which may result in your heart slipping a beat which of course usually you have nothing to worry about but it can happen when your stressed or anxious which may be connected to something serious or it can be that you may like someone that results in your flight or fight feeling kicking in causing your heart to skip a beat.

Thinking of my crush give me heart palpitations .

heart palpitations by marlyn c February 23, 2021

poopulation 

The number of turds in any given trip to the bathroom.

After going to the bathroom, Bill said the toilet had a poopulation of 6.

poopulation by Falconet December 16, 2008

palpitations 

An expression of extreme anxiety.

Person X: Man, did you see that game!? I thought the Spurs were going to blow it.

Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.

palpitations by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008

poopcation 

Taking an extra long time in the bathroom while pooping. Poopcation entertainment comes in the form of texting, reading, draw something, and other such phone activities.

M: I was reading online about poop and it came to my attention that it may not be healthy to hurry while pooping.
J: Yeah I have always been a fan of the poopcation.

poopcation by Slapping Theresa October 15, 2012

shart palpitations 

the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts.

possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.

or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water

GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.

GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that

shart palpitations by ck slick June 3, 2009

Fart Palpitations 

Working so hard to get a fart out that it causes your heart to skip a beat.

I blacked out from trying to pass gas the other day. The doctor said it must be fart palpitations.

Fart Palpitations by Ronkonkoma November 18, 2010