Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their
face. Common characteristics of a
don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously
tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.
Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."
John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"
Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her
face and her hair was pulled back really
tight in a
don't-touch-me-scrunchie."