wankered 

to be so completely inebriated so as to lose all cognitive function

This guy was so wankered in the pub, that he pissed himself

wankered by da22er April 20, 2009

Wankered 

Drunk/Shit-faced/Arse-holed

I drank two pints of vodka last night, I was absolutely wankered.

Wankered by Mike Farnworth May 5, 2003

Wankered 

When you get far too drunk or take too many drugs you may be described as being wankered.

I was out last night with my friends and I got completely wankered.

You should have seen my friend last night he was wankered.

"How's your night going"

"I'm wankered mate"

Wankered by ChemicalKicks March 9, 2008

wankered 

The act of drinking so much your completely InSaNe. You could run round town naked and not even remember it when you eventually regain conciousness the next day. A good night out.

"Hahahaah look at critter hes wankered!"

wankered by Mooresy March 3, 2005

wankered 

To be drunk beyond the point of even drunken rationality, one actually believes that inducing more alcohol will make them feel better

I got totally wankered last night and threw up over my brown brogues

wankered by Crispin Whattley September 13, 2005

wankered 

drunk, pissed, blathered, sloshed, laagered up

oggs wankered throwing up all over the chunder poste

wankered by Gavin \'n\' ogg March 31, 2003

Wankered 

Someone who has had too much to drink and is now lieing in a pile on the floor.

"God, look at him. Shit, hes wankered"

"I got completely wankered last night"

Wankered by Linzi January 16, 2005