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Damiano David 

Damiano David is the lead vocalist of the Italian rock band Måneskin and the father of our future BABIES. His voice can make you pregnant instantly and leave you ZITTO E BUONO.

His group won Eurovision as well as many Europeans fangirls’ hearts.
If you’re french remember to give back our MONNA LISA and finance the next Eurovision 2022. Bisous.
French hater: are you on drugs?

Damiano David: hold my boot, voilà.

Me: damn, this man is sexy.
Damiano David by Jiulia_ May 26, 2021
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Damiano David 

Sexiest Italian guy, change my mind. Does his makeup to perfection *chef kiss*, has the sense of style. Angelic voice
Friends : Why do you pack your things ?
Me : ‘Going to Italy to find my own Damiano David
Damiano David by Missa2005 May 28, 2021
Damla is a very beautiful, loyal, honest, crazy and funny person. She‘s always there when you need and helps you in your bad times. She cares more about the problems of her friends than of her problems. She has beautiful eyes and hairs, the girls get jealaous and the boys get hot. But when she‘s in a relationship, she only looks at her partner and nobody else can reach her. Damla is a perfect girl. Be like Damla.
Oh my god there‘s Damla just look at how beautiful she is but I don‘t like her because she looks egoistic.

Damla is sooo funny that I have to cry because i laugh that much with her!
damla by Iliveinaustralia555 July 14, 2018
Someone who is fearless never gives up even when the times are rough. A friend who will always be there to hold you up even when they are crumbling themselves but will never show it. She is selfless , kindhearted , and is genuine with her emotions
Dallana is always there for me when no one else is.
dallana by Jaebum January 29, 2020

Damiano David 

Damiano David is hot what more do you want me to say

Dallan's law 

Dallan's law is an epigram that is typically stated as: "If angle looks like 90 degrees, then it is 90 degrees."

The law is often followed by mistake in math where someone assumes that an angle in a triangle is 90 degrees so they can use rules that only can be applied to right triangles.

"90 degrees" can sometimes be a metaphor for something else e.g., "If someone sees a car as red, then it is red". This means that a thing can be perceived as something else even though it is obvious that it only can be one thing. A washing machine can therefore be perceived as a rocket launcher if that person is stupid enough.
Example 1:

David: Why do I get the wrong answer when I use the Pythagorean theorem?

Teacher: Beacause it does not contain a right triangle. You probably utilized Dallan's law.

Example 2:

David: What a nice avocado you got there!

Åsa: Thanks David, but that's a potato. I guess you're right though according to Dallan's law.
Dallan's law by Duckiiiii May 12, 2016