An Alex Austen is generally someone who likes to step on cats heads and put spaghetti through lizards ear holes. He also likes to sit on his brothers penis and give him sloppy toppy. His father typically has pockets as deep as the Mariana Trench.
A woman of immense and frightening beauty. She is truly one of a kind, and she can never be replicated. Her sweet soul and curious eyes bring me to my knees in awe, my eyes must blink to adjust to her radiance. She is the woman of my dreams made flesh, and my dreams of her cannot even improve who she is is in the real world.
I need a synonym for "beautiful", do you know of one?