birthturd 

1. The resulting product of a street hooker's half botched, back ally, rusty coat hanger partial abortion.

2. A partially aborted fetus often mistaken for a piece of shit.

Ben was such a birthturd that his mother wished she had aborted him as a fetus.

birthturd by Lil' Hoe February 19, 2019

BirthTurd 

The annual honor of choosing any toilet you desire on your birthday to unleash a nasty turd(s). You shall receive no judgement whilst releasing this nasty turd, as long as you kindly explain its your birthturd.

*Dude! You're not allowed to use the employees only bathroom at Starbucks!

**Oh, sorry my guy. I was simply exercising my annual rights, for today is actually my birthturd.

*Ahhhh. No worries man, Have great birthturd!

BirthTurd by anewport January 31, 2020

bathturd 

Someone who was conceived before marriage but born after

Look at that bathturd, who was conceived before marriage but born after

bathturd by JustJeffrey September 28, 2018

Birthterday

The day after someone's birthday. Most commonly used when someone forgets someone's birthday and wants to wish that person a happy birthday anyways.

Sorry I forgot your birthday yesterday, but happy birthterday!

Birthterday by datoneperson December 6, 2010

Birth Turd 

When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.

Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.

However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.

Jesus i just had to shit a birth turd.

Birth Turd by SMC July 21, 2004

bathturd 

A word made famous by professional wrestler Bobby Lashley. He meant to say "bastard," but he speaks with a lisp, and instead it came out like "bathturd." It instantly became an internet phenomenon incredibly popular within the Internet wrestling community. It made Lashley full of teh lulz.

"You say your name is Finlay, and you love to fight...well I say your name is Finlay, and you're a bathturd."

bathturd by Dan Himself August 4, 2007

Birthtard

A birthtard is someone who believes President Barack Obama isn't a natural-born citizen despite all evidence to the contrary. Birthtards are similar to moon conspiracy theorists because of their unique abilities to ignore reality and substitute their own.

The crazy woman yelling at congressman Mike Castle asking him why congress isn't looking into Obama's birth certificate is a birthtard.

Birthtard by dragon17 July 26, 2009