Jodokus

Very common name for people of Dutch decent. Whomever has this as their first or last name is a king. A one and only king. People with this name usually make the ladies wet the moment they enter the building. A Jodokus is a true muff slammer and loves to take risks. He also loves large ass in his face any day of the week.

“Wow look at that man that just walked in”
“Oh, that’s a jodokus, his dick touches the moon without him even trying”

Jodokus by Kingofthedutchhill February 15, 2019

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Jodocus

Colloquial name for a handsome man that's weirdly obsessed with animals. Like... to a weird extent!

He tries to fuck kingfishers and leemurs and shit! It's strange as fuck!

Other than that, a jodocus is pretty sound 😎

Yo that fucking Jodocus just tried to fuck a kingfisher!!

Yeah allow it though, he's ok

Jodocus by Wonderloop Debonairo October 25, 2025

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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