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drift missile

A car used for drifting that is nonetheless a piece of scrap metal. It provides a foundation for learning/practicing the art of drifting. More or less, a car to fuck shit up without having to worry about it breaking.
Dude are you taking the 2j to track today?
No man I'm bringing the drift missile to work on my angle.
drift missile by 2j2j2j February 7, 2014
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Drift Tax 

The imaginary monetary value added to any popular rear wheel drive Japanese sport compact at resale due to the fact that they have the ability to drift, and are followed by large groups of fans modifying them to perform at a higher spec.

Unfair to the average buyer, nothing new to the followers of the trend.
Say the Blue Book value of a Nissan 240sx is $1000, now say that you look in your local classifieds in search of one.

You search for a 240sx with the options you prefer, such as a manual transmission. Now comes the disappointing part, the lowest asking price for the car specified is $3000, a large jump from the true value, and a classic case of "drift tax".

In this case, the inflation is due to the fact that the Nissan 240sx is a very popular car in the drifting "scene", praised by fans for it's "capabilities". But most often you will find that these cars do not appear to be anything particularly sporty in stock form, with some you even might consider them to be nothing but eco-boxes dressed up to appear as something they aren't.

"Drift tax" varies in different parts of the world, the West Coast of North America is notorious for high inflation. Keep in mind that this does not only reach out to the 240sx, but almost any popular RWD Japanese sport compact.
Drift Tax by SchwarzGauner March 29, 2010

Tokyo Drift Bowl 

This is when someone takes a large dump in form of a log/turd and as he/she flushes the toilet the log or turd, because of the large consistency, begins to speed down the toilet in an uncontrollably manner without any clear direction producing skid marks which stain the inner rimming of the toilet bowl.
"Man I'm so pissed off Eddie just came in and took a nasty ass dump and gave my toilet a tokyo drift bowl and now I have to clean all this shit up"

Chris- "Who just took a dump? Yo bro was it you???"

Danny- "Why do you ask?"

Chris- "Cause you left a mean ass Tokyo Drift Bowl."

Danny- "My bad bro, I know I shouldnt have ate that Jap food. "
Tokyo Drift Bowl by Chinchan44 November 23, 2011

Drift pig 

A drift car that has been used so many times and crashed so many times that pieces are missing and/or are hanging by zipties or tape
That drift pig is missing the rear bumper and front bumper but the sideskirts are hanging by zipties
Drift pig by Mr. Black n White February 15, 2010

If you catch my drift 

figurative form of speech.
It means If you understand what a person is implying or follow where they're getting at in a conversation.

Usually substituted for the following phrases:
"If you know what I'm saying." or "If you see what I mean."
Person 1: "I bet Maria is an animal in the sack--if you catch my drift."
Person 2: She sure is

YouTube Drift 

A person starts a search on YouTube for a specific topic or video and then clicks on a related video. Upon the completion of this video, clicks on another related video. This continues a number of times until in the end, the videos you end up watching are in no way related to your original topic of interest.
Me: I was watching some awesome videos about botfly larvae extraction last night on YouTube.

Her: Whoa! What made you want to look at those?!

Me: Well, I started out by looking up videos on fishing for muskie and before I knew it, I YouTube drifted and ended up watching these two maggots getting removed from some dude’s back. You gotta see it!
YouTube Drift by DoctorWatson January 15, 2010