Sustomer

When someone is suspicious about what you’re saying to them. Will they or won’t they buy what you’re saying?

Brad: “Hey, did Jenny believe you about last night?”
Chad: “I don’t know man, she’s being a real Sustomer.”

Sustomer by Mmmpeach January 22, 2019

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Sustomer

A customer of insurance who is almost certainly attempting to commit insurance fraud

Pet Insurance Rep: "We're trying to get medical records, but this client is claiming the pet has never been to any vet; though the pet has been spayed and is up to date on vaccines, and they mentioned seeing a vet in a previous conversation"
Insurance Adjuster: "I found the medical records, looks like they asked the clinic not to send them to us and didn't want us to access them because the pet has several pre-existing conditions that they've made claims related to."
Rep: "Hmm.... sounds like a Sustomer to me!"

Sustomer by meerkatydid March 8, 2023

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Sustomer • suctomer

suctomer

1) A really bad customer, usually with "I'm always right" attitude.
2) A sucker.

That suctomer of yours called back. She still wants free shipping to Hong Cong, and she's being anal retentive about it.

I just sold him the car at 200% over market rate. Heh, suctomers.

suctomer by P. V. September 15, 2007

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suctomer

a customer who really, really sucks.

a customer who is Not Right.

someone who tries to scam an Etsy Seller.

"I had a suctomer who tried to claim that I didn't send my product, even when I had a delivery confirmation, time and date stamp from the USPS, and the package was Insured. They were just trying to get something for free. Effin' suctomer"

suctomer by bcj November 10, 2012

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suctomer

The most pernicious and unfortunately, common, kind of customer, usually found frequenting retail environments for no other reason but to harass young and inexperienced, teen-aged employees. Sometimes found online badgering telemarketers for long periods, but in this case, their role is mutual as lower life forms.

Oh my God, dude, here comes that suctomer from last week who said I messed up his order but it was exactly what he ordered. He's not a customer; he's a suctomer!

suctomer by Plasticity March 25, 2019

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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