the patch 

a new form of birth control that works like the pill but its a small patch that sticks to the skin. Prevents a woman from having babies. She changes it once a week and goes the fourth week without a patch.

Guy #1: So man, you using condoms?
Guy#2: No man my girls on the patch.
Guy #1: whats that shit?
Guy #2: dunno man, but apparently it works

the patch by irish March 22, 2004

The Patch 

Refers to the province of Alberta.

Where are you from? The Patch.

Where do you work? The Patch.

Just out for a rip in The Patch.

The Patch by patchprincess June 13, 2018

the patch 

denoting a woman's public hair shaved in a tiny square shape above her special area. ant. the line or the shrub.

That hottie has the patch, it's shaped like a heart.

the patch by Teddu August 6, 2003

The patch 

To be working in the oil patch; like Alberta,

Shift change is coming up, time to head back to the patch

The patch by Zack8855 January 19, 2019

Fertilizing the Patch 

When you take your dip out when your having sex with her and sprinkle it on her pubes

I heard Kevin tried the "Fertilizing the Patch" last night but the chick was an apple.

Fertilizing the Patch by minpion September 27, 2010

Pulling the Patch 

Drag slang for male masturbation

In Hollywood, we can watch a colorful character fully pulling the patch outside, rubbing the skin off. That's reality mawma.

Pulling the Patch by Sigmaone November 8, 2020

scratch the patch 

Literally, for one to "scratch where it itches", in particular to scratch the genital area. Often seen as a sign of some disgusting disease or STD.

Man, Frank was picking up that chick in the bar, but when he saw her scratch the patch, he flipped her off and left. I think he figured she had VD or crabs or something.

scratch the patch by Frank Klaune November 13, 2004