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blowtard 

Hybridized term for a person who is a blowhard but who is lacking the intelligence to back it up.
Unfortunately that blowtard never stops talking.
blowtard by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019
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Blowtard 

n. A person who is less intelligent than the average retard, but is smarter than the average fucktard.
Intelligent People > Average People > Retards > Blowtards > Fucktards.
Blowtard by anarkism April 10, 2010

Blowtart 

An Australian party trick in which a participant will have drugs shot into their rectum with a whipped cream dispenser. To complete a Blowtart, participants pour powdered drugs into the nozzle of the dispenser and a willing participant pulls down their pants and gets a friend to insert the nozzle of the dispenser into the participants anus. Spectators can call out "3, 2, 1, blast off!" as the trigger is squeezed and the gas from the whipped cream dispenser launches cocaine, ketamine or any other number of drugs up the participants rectum.
"Bend over and let me give you a blowtart"
"He is absolutely cooked after receiving that blowtart"
Blowtart by Whitehouse Resident August 17, 2020
When a guy receives a oral sex for strumming a guitar.
Every time Greg picks up this 6 string , Kelley is ready to give a blowtar.
blowtar by Grigg&Kellah February 11, 2014

Blowtard 

1:A cokehead of usually the younger female, although can be male, persuasion who is convinced and will attempt to convince others that they are addicted to cocaine when they only do it rarely or at large parties.

2: A generally annoying younger cokehead
God, Amy is such a blowtard, she hardly ever did cocaine and now shes in rehab.
Blowtard by Cptncoleian November 10, 2005

Blowtard 

TeeVee commentator reliant on the force of his voice rather than the strength of his thoughts.
Sean Hannity, Chris Mathew, Rush Limbaugh and Lou Dobbs are all blowtards.
Blowtard by worow December 9, 2008