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lou pearlman 

1.ASS who STEALS money from CHILDREN.
2.Fat Bastard
3.Cheese-doodle-loving, pastery-eating, money-stealing fat ass.
"Lou Pearlman stole everything he has from everyone that worked with him."
lou pearlman by Kerri September 6, 2003

Pearland 

A city in Texas near Houston.

It use to have a bunch of pear trees, which were totally eradicated by the unfortunate mishap of the great Galveston Hurricane of whatever that date was.

But don't take my word for it.

Often called Land of the Pears.

Contrary to popular beliefe, Pearland is not gangkster.
PEARLAND has great shopping.

I live in PEARLAND.

There was only one entry for the definition of PEARLAND in urbandictionary.com, so I added one.
Pearland by Genine June 21, 2008

lou pearlman 

1. p.n. Money grubbing, terrible business man. Bears slight resemblance to Jabba the Hut.
lou pearlman by Rachel September 6, 2003

lou pearlman 

gross fatass, 90 chin havin' loser who's so fat he sweats butter. Use to make nsync take kitty porn pictures. and i heard hit nick carter from the back a few times. nasty old fart who steals childrens mney, candy, and come to think of it anything else remotley edible.
nsync's jc chasez- i want to beat the shit out of lou pearlmans obese ass!
nsync's justin timberlake i wanna kill that mo'fo!
nsync's chris kirkpatrick- no need for the violence kids, he'll be gettin a heartattack in about 2.4 seconds.
lou pearlman by mandy August 5, 2004

Pearland 

A small suburban town. Home to the Pearland Oilers and Dawson Eagles. The Pearland Oilers are 2010 Division 1 5A State Champions and Beat the Trinity Trojans 24-28 . The Oilers are 16-0 , perfect season.

The motto of the Oilers is Plus 1
Person that is an Oiler:Hey , did you know Pearland won State.

Person that is a Trojan: i hate my life!
Pearland by champ10' January 1, 2011

Rhea Pearlman

When a males anus explodes onto a willing participants chest and neck which then is followed with splattering of ejaculate around the neck.
Before I was to give my girlfriend a Rhea Pearlman I made sure I ate a lot of Taco Bell!
Rhea Pearlman by Dany Devito October 8, 2014