Concepture
Concepture by Angrypen October 9, 2018
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Concreature
Noun. Popularized by Detroit rapper Boldy James, "concreature" combines the words "con," "concrete," and "creature" to emphasize the lowest state of existence (literally being criminal--"con" or "convict," base level--"concrete," and being a "creature" --not even resembling a wild animal).
This portmanteau is self explanatory, but carries many negative connotations in its use. "Con" represents being an actual criminal. "Concrete" literally conveys being on concrete or gravel, similar to an unwanted weed growing in the cracks of the sidewalk or a drug dealer making sales on his assigned corner. It also represents literal ground level.
"Creature" not only represents something that is sub-human, but it also represents something that is literally created through the circumstances of its existence.
A "concreature" represents the lowest level of existence that was created by an inequitable society that allowed an entire city to rot and fail due to racism, classicism, unfettered capitalism, crime, and political corruption.
This portmanteau is self explanatory, but carries many negative connotations in its use. "Con" represents being an actual criminal. "Concrete" literally conveys being on concrete or gravel, similar to an unwanted weed growing in the cracks of the sidewalk or a drug dealer making sales on his assigned corner. It also represents literal ground level.
"Creature" not only represents something that is sub-human, but it also represents something that is literally created through the circumstances of its existence.
A "concreature" represents the lowest level of existence that was created by an inequitable society that allowed an entire city to rot and fail due to racism, classicism, unfettered capitalism, crime, and political corruption.
Concreature: "We got the drug-free school zone high."
Average person: "You're a grimy ass concreature."
Average person: "You're a grimy ass concreature."
Concreature by Dmja1992 June 10, 2021
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Conceptualosis
Something will only happen when you don't expect it to happen. Alternatively; if you expect something to happen it will not
In class when you expect to be picked for a question you’re not, but when you’re not expecting to be picked you are this is conceptualosis.
Conceptualosis by Youhoesdunno April 11, 2017
conceptualization
C++20 concepts enable complete conceptualization of the C++ language. No longer does your code have to actually do anything. Rather, it can conceptualize concepts into abstract templated classes purely for aesthetics with no functional value.
The conceptualization brought about by C++20 concepts demonstrates how C++ is becoming less of a "practical" language and more of a "toy" language. You literally spend most of your fucking time creating the most contrite complex way to represent an otherwise simple object using templates, enums, const, constexpr, and other stuff. It's fun and it gets you high, but you ultimately waste most of your time figuring out the most expressive possible way to write code and totally lose sight of the end goal of actually getting stuff done and making things happen.
conceptualization by Bad C dev March 4, 2021
Collatz Conjecture
Collatz Conjecture is a math equation created by mathematician Lothar Collatz in 1937. The math problem instructions are to input any number.
If the number is odd you multiply by 3 and add 1.
If the number is even you divide by 2.
You will soon end up in the 4, 2, 1 loop. This math problem has not been solved yet
If the number is odd you multiply by 3 and add 1.
If the number is even you divide by 2.
You will soon end up in the 4, 2, 1 loop. This math problem has not been solved yet
Collatz Conjecture by Noah Armon June 1, 2022
Lalani-Frank Conjecture
The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.
In the spirit of Lil Wayne:
"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"
In the spirit of Lil Wayne:
"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"
(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)
Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?
Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.
Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?
Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?
Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.
Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?
Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.
Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?
Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?
Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.
Lalani-Frank Conjecture by Dr. Balfour Rohan Oglethorpe October 9, 2011
conceptual sex
Adj. concepts concerning sexual intercorse usually sexual role play (i.e batman and robin) or when holding a fidget spinner
I had conceptual sex after looking at that horse.
Pennsylvanian: I think I just had conceptual sex.
New Jerseyian: you thinkin about your cousin again lol .
Pennsylvanian: I think I just had conceptual sex.
New Jerseyian: you thinkin about your cousin again lol .
conceptual sex by Yar big daddy July 3, 2017