Squoof 

a penis fart

Man, i was doing her in the butt and i squoofed

Squoof by Mucho Grande June 30, 2008

squoof 

humiliated in a cool and stylish fashion.

damn son, you got squoofed!! shit...

squoof by thomasg October 10, 2005

Squoof 

Annoyance, boredom, emotional pain, depression.

*teacher pats you on the shoulder* thats what squoof feels like

It was squoof when miss holmbitch patted me on the back yesterday!

Squoof by Lifelongday July 30, 2018

Squoosher 

When a female puts an object in between her legs and squashes the object with her vagina lips.

"TECE is a stupid squoosher, she smashed my phone cuz she thought I was calling other girls"

Squoosher by Richard33 February 18, 2008

squoose 

A rare breed of animal that is birthed when a squirrel and a moose do the do in the vag

Great Scott, would you look at that Squoose!

squoose by sWaG July 19, 2014

squoodle 

To squawk, or squeal while squatting.

Watch me as I squoodle over here.

squoodle by daware February 20, 2015

Squoffee 

Standard coffee drink for Sasquatched, Yeti-sized human beings, that, by virtue of their size, require a disproportionate amount of caffeine.

"Did you try Yeti's Squoffee yet(i)?"

"Yeah, I'm damn near euphoric."

Squoffee by corywilkerson December 14, 2008