emobag 

A bag of emotions, typically referring to person experiencing an emotional flood or a highly emotional person.

Person A "Did you know your criticism brought him to tears?"
Person B "No, but he always was a bit of an emobag."

emobag by Aesthir July 19, 2018

emofaggotry 

emotive hardcore punk rock homosexuality at its finest and wrist slashing

X: Dude, I'm so gay for Hawthorne Heights that I cut my wrist and jerk off at the same time while bleeding to death... The world hates me.

Y: I don't think you have a life. Enjoy you emofaggotry

emofaggotry by WristSlasherXXX March 4, 2009

Emobathe 

Codeword for "I'm gonna go take a quick dump and then hastily masterbate in your shower because the couch in the living room that I'm staying on right now isn't really conducive to that, for me, right now, especially. "

I can comfortably admit, that I found it crucial to emobathe 11 times today, I mean who hasn't spent an afternoon marinading in the spoils of their own imagination?

Emobathe by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

emoragequit

To leave an online competitive game ranting, raving, swearing at your team and opponents alike. Usually out of anger due to an event occuring within the game which you are unable to take responsibility for.

Very much like a standard ragequit but with more emotion involved which causes no end of amusement for onlookers. An emoragequit may even be provoked or desired by opponents.

emoragequitter: why did you kill me you fucking tard?
emoragequitter: i didn't do anything to you
emoragequitter: people like you are jerks
emoragequitter: go and fuck yourself
emoragequitter has gone offline

emoragequit by emoragequitter August 10, 2009

Emopagay 

To be Emo and Gay at the same time and the word "pa" comes from the tiki language

Dude, is ken emopagay I saw him make out with a guy and he has long black hair now

Emopagay by HapHippo April 16, 2008

Emorage

The act of spontaneously quitting a conversation in a dramatic manner.
Could also be used when someone similarly logs off from an online game.

Jamie: Fuck you all!
<Jamie has left the conversation>
Will: Jamie emoraged!

Emorage by Braddyb7 January 13, 2009

emobaby 

One who is easily subject to depressive behavior and will often experience symptoms of self-pity, crying and occasionally, acts of self-inducing pain. An emobaby does not necessarily have to be of punk nature (emos), but may follow the same ideologies.

Many emobabies cry in their pillows, and make feeble poems and notes on their xanga or facebook walls in attempt for pity remarks from their friends.

mary: what? you had sex with jessica last night?
joe: cmon mary, i was totally wasted last night and it was only for shits and lols
mary: thats it, we're over with!
joe: stop being an emobaby and suck on my wiener

emobaby by ua89 March 21, 2008