kerpoofle 

something that is ridiculously hard or impossible

That English assignment is such kerpoofle!

kerpoofle by RiceBowl2014 May 30, 2018

kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.

John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.

kerploofkerburger by Kerploofkerburger April 16, 2020

kernoodles 

Small buds that trim up nice.

Just hanging out taking care of these kernoodles.

kernoodles by Short change October 14, 2021

Kerboodle 

A dance which involves shaking one's posterior in the direction of the nearest pregnant woman. Often performed during weddings, especially by women of a certain age who have had a bit too much to drink...

Hey last night, at Freda's wedding, did you see Tracey? She was just being kerboodled by Neil all night!

Kerboodle by DaBoirdy October 16, 2010

kerdoodleschnitzled 

when you get so drunk you forget you're human.

dude, emily got kerdoodleschnitzled last night

I know! she was walking around on all fours and eating woodschips man, so metal!

kerdoodleschnitzled by georgelasealva July 28, 2016

KERFOFFLE 

It means your in a tough situation.

MAN THIS IS A REAL KERFOFFLE

KERFOFFLE by Kirbo the man September 24, 2019

kerwoofle 

The cacophony of barking that ensues from a group of domestic dogs when the postman comes to the door when one barks and sets the whole pack off.

Our new puppy is now the biggest instigator of kerwoofles in our household. He barks and all the others follow.

kerwoofle by Nountinence January 11, 2023