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Neanderthot 

A young girl whose primal instinct is to act like a hoe to attract as many mates as possible in a desperate attempt to fill the hole that her drunk, dead-beat father left. Typically found in the front row at bass music events and hip-hop shows wearing as little clothing as possible, even in sub-zero climates. This wild beast is known to carry many different types of diseases so be very careful when coming in close contact.
"Bro, you going to that all ages Borgore show?"
"HA! Yeah fucking right, man. That shit is gonna be wall-to-wall Neanderthots."
Neanderthot by DamnReptiles! February 25, 2015
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Neanderthot 

You're a neanderthot
Neanderthot by LGBTQ November 8, 2017

Neanderthot 

Describes a person (typically a male) who spends lots of time imitating trends (usually via social media). A "Neanderthot" can also be defined as a person who is self obsessed while showing little to no intelligence.
Harry is such a Neanderthot. He keeps taking photos of himself in the mirror.

On Instagram, David is being such a Neanderthot
Neanderthot by Grevi May 30, 2018

Neanderthesbian 

She who is a striking combination of a Neanderthal and a Thesbian (a woman that is so ugly and masculine that she has to resort to lesbianism for sex).
"Yo Jethro, that bitch looks like a Neanderthesbian."

"For sure. That is one disgusting human"
Neanderthesbian by The Lin August 27, 2009

neanderthug 

A portmanteau of Neanderthal and thug. Ironic because the 'th' in both words should pronounced more like 'neander-tall' and 'tug' based on the German and Hindi etymologies. Often used to describe White people because only people with 100% Sub-Saharan African origins lack neanderthal DNA.
"Wow, Chad is such a neanderthug!"

"I know, he behaves like an animal!"

Neanderthug 

“A bigoted wilfully ignorant abusive aggressive stubborn misogynistic oversexed hyper-masculine probably criminal White Man.”
Many white men claim they're the master race but they're really just neanderthugs at heart.
Neanderthug by Odin44 November 17, 2018

neandertits 

Large primordial breasts, often found on ugly fat women.
Guy 1: so how was cindy last night?
Guy 2: dude, total neandertits.
neandertits by superconar April 7, 2008