dillon vega 

A low-life swinousarous scumshit who dramaticates the very essence of his own rundown life with over exaggeration and incompetence. This fragile scrudgeberry shaft licker has a "hard time", when it comes to man hood, there for Dillon Vega must must remember mommy is always there to help when her bubblyboo is to busy unracionalizing basic properties of salvation. In other words Dillion Vega isn't a vagina, but if Jennifer Whatson and Simon Esner were in a room, she would be the guy doing you know what to you know who. The Asiayranian ecbleashin telemarketor in the closet watching your children dance to Little Einstiens like a beach marathan and the ice cream truck man had festilation ganausurations.

Billy~ Hey it's Dillion Vega over there !

Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.

Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.

dillon vega by Sloauch. May 14, 2018

Dillonega 

A fictitious city with a mayor named Dillon. Dillonega's population consists of white boys who play too much Destiny. It is also one of the most unproductive cities in the entire country because no one shows up to town meetings. Anyone who lives in Dillonega mains Lucio and lacks ethics.

Hey want to move to Dillonega with me? I hear they play Destiny!

Dillonega by Sam the Caveman April 18, 2017