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Santander Gang

Guys who casually visit carmeets and tuning events with leased or bankrolled car.
How can he afford such a new car and why is it not customized?
Bro, don‘t you see that he is a member of the Santander Gang?
Santander Gang by MadEvil March 8, 2020
A sportsperson, who despite repeated failures and a general lack of ability, continues to “earn” national selection, while the media salivate over their “potential”.
Gee that Mitchell Marsh is a real Santner.
Santner by Piss Cringle January 30, 2023

The 3 Sataneers 

Trapezoid, shorts and leggings man, and Satan himself
“did you see the 3 Sataneers today?”
“yes, I ran away from them”

salandered 

when some deserving asshole in authority finally gets what's coming to them in a unique and beautiful way, without expecting it at all.

originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander
those doctors testified that she was retarded, little did they know they were about to be excruciatingly salandered.
salandered by shanipriya August 14, 2010
This is when the man stands on something like a bed and the girl is standing on the floor while giving a BJ. All parties are standing for the duration of the BJ. It doesn't have to occur on a bed it can happen in the woods on a rock, on the stairs, any number of places.
I got a stander on the ottoman last night.
Stander by ElPachanga May 13, 2013

By Stander Effect 

To become paralyzed, or not really knowing what to do, being scared and just watching.
Man: What do you call this when you see for example, a man is beating the hell out of his wife and you do not know what to do?
*out of nowhere from awkward silence
CB: Uhm, By Stander effect!
Man: Correct, what does it mean?
CB: Uhm *thinks, like your paralyzed or don't know what to do.
By Stander Effect by CBystander October 14, 2011