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Cold Take 

The opposite of a "Hot Take". A "Cold Take" is an opinion that one offers only after careful examination of the facts of the subject at hand.
After the tabloids had spewed forth all of the eye catching hot takes, the more well respected news outlets responded with a well researched and thoughtful cold take on the story.
Cold Take by kwaman July 7, 2022

cold take 

Having a trash opinion on something in sports. Relevance of your statements often nonexistent, yet something inclined you to state it.
Lebron James is overrated!” -Person who often has cold takes
cold take by Och January 23, 2018

Cold Take 

An opinion or prediction regarding a sports team or player that ends up becoming not true.
It can also regard to real life things.
Stephen A Smith predicting that the LA Clippers would not win a game vs the Golden State Warriors was a cold take
Collin Cowherd predicting the end of the Patriots Dynasty was a cold take
The MSM predicting Hillary Clinton to win the U.S Presidency was a freezing cold take
Cold Take by BallMemes April 17, 2019

freezing cold take 

something parker blessing will not stop saying
freezing cold take by Slothman2246 February 6, 2023

take a cold shower 

to relieve yourself of all sexual desire. i.e masterbation or a cold shower
"Mmmm, John your body looks so fine," said Bob
"Dude, thinking about men? Go take a cold shower already."

take a cold shower 

I will take a cold shower. It will be cold. My balls will shrink. Brr.
take a cold shower by Magicpants October 11, 2007