Åstorp 

One of the most dangerous swedish ghettos. Located in the south parts of Skåne.
The South parts of this rough neighbourhood is mainly inhabited by white trash and social misfits, while the east side is where the immigrants live. There are lots of national backgrounds represented, but most are from the Middle East, Bosnia and Africa.

Robbings, shootings, rapes and arsons occur on a daily basis and if you want to leave your home without risking death, you better bring that 9mm.

When sumthin happens in Åstorp, nothing happens. Itz jus' another nigga dead. - Sum Rapper

Åstorp by Dennis Adnan May 7, 2005

Astormic 

Bright and striking in a way that is both powerful and beautiful, like some thunderstorms.

Your eyes look so astormic today! I love them!

The picture of the lightning striking the tower is really astormic... I should make it my wallpaper!

Astormic by Logska December 16, 2021

Shit-astrophe

The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.

"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."

Shit-astrophe by The Bergmann March 2, 2010

astropologist

Astropologists are known for defending the actions of the professional MLB team named the Houston Astros. This team cheated its way to a World Series in 2017 using live video feed to steal signs and relay them to the hitter by banging a trash can in their dugout. They bizarrely did not face punishment from the chickenshit weak commissioner of baseball Rob Manfred.

What do you mean stealing signs illegally so the batter knows what pitch is coming didn’t provide an advantage? You’re just an astropologist

astropologist by BangInTrashcansLikeRaccoons August 3, 2020

Astrophotographer 

A person who spends way too much money on a piece of glass inside of a tube, then gets easily depressed by a number being slightly different from what they want, leading said person to spend even more money, going into a bigger and bigger hole.

" Hey, your brother's an astrophotographer? " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1

Astrophotographer by bonkerdonker April 5, 2021

astropot 

really good weed bla bla bla bla bla

yo this g 13 is tight yo astropot

astropot by potsmoker July 28, 2006

astrophiliate

When people have sex with dead bodies on the Moon.

Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the morgue and then became an astronaut? He was totally an astrophiliate.

astrophiliate by not Louis ck May 11, 2013