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Petsitter 

someone(Kaila) who comes over & takes great care of all your animals
I asked Kaila if she could be my petsitter for the weekend.
Petsitter by pfc.john November 27, 2017

potwitter 

A person who updates their twitter or facebook account all the time, even when on the toilet or "pot." This would also be the couchpotato version of a tweeter. Someone who does nothing or little else.

Pronounced like a combination of potato and twitter. po' twitter
I can't believe I know everything about you. You're such a potwitter.
potwitter by Jayzie May 22, 2009

pigsitterish 

A guest who comes over and acts in the manner of someone who is hired to babysit, then eats all of the food in the house.
We would have lots of treats for brunch today if you had not acted so pigsitterish and eaten all of it yesterday.
pigsitterish by The Wendolyne September 22, 2021

peashitter

A mechanichal device that does nothing of use/interest. In videogames, it may be used to refer to a poor gun. In the literal sense, it is an animal that shits peas.
"I don't want a peashitting Mobile Phone Warmer!"

"I heard VALVe are going to buff the Sniper's peashitter sometime soon."

"Rabbits are my favourite peashitters"
peashitter by SpammyStanley December 22, 2009
Have you ever met anyone compleatly covered in acne and just couldnt find the right word for discribing their chest area, patitters refers to a man or womans boobs that are covered in acne

The root word pa refers to the latin word potato
Damn bro Kathryn's got some real nice patitters.
Patitters by Buffdaddy69XD March 15, 2020

pitwittery

The pituitary gland in birds. Sends vitamins and shit.
"That bird's head is broken" John
"Yeah... I can even see its pitwittery gland" Elmo
pitwittery by coolerthannick October 18, 2009