Crossturd 

Tackling a crossword whilst on the lavatory, having a poo

“I’m on the toilet doing a Crossturd “

Crossturd by Vi11ain November 4, 2017

crassturbation

The act of masturbating at an extremely inappropriate time, with little respect for the feelings of others in the vicinity

John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

crassturbation by derpymuffins June 18, 2014

Crossword

A word puzzle that normally takes the form of a square or rectangular grid of white and shaded squares. The shaded squares are used to separate the words or phrases. The goal is to fill the white squares with letters by solving clues that lead to the answers. Could frustrate you to death.

This crossword puzzle is fricken hard to solve.

Crossword by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011

Crosstard 

one who pushes the crosswalk button at an intersection then proceeds to cross before the light changes, stopping traffic after they have already made it safely across the street.

"I'm stuck at this red light because that crosstard had to hit the button before crossing the street."

Crosstard by M.Webster February 19, 2015

Crossword Nazi 

Everybody's favourite asshole. This is the type of person who makes sure that THEY are the ones who get to do every last crossword in the sunday papers, even if YOU bought the damn paper yourself. Can be widened in meaning to encompass anybody who has a tendency to make sure they get all the enjoyment out of something which is quite trivial, yet in principle is still quite important.

"Christ's sake Billy, you've already popped all the little bubbles of air in this entire roll of bubble wrap. I wanted to do some! You're such a crossword nazi!"
"Gott in Himmel! Ich bin ein Berlinner!"
"What the fuck have donuts got to do with anything, foo?"

Crossword Nazi by Bonny lad November 14, 2004

CrossWordler 

Wordlers that provide crossword puzzle clues aka spoilers after they've solved theirs with no clues: my favorite food; the only soup I don't like; 3 letters are the same. Usually on their social media but sometimes commenting on other people's posts.

Samantha is such a CrossWordler: I feel compelled to finish Wordle before reading her posts because she always provides clues to solving the puzzle.

CrossWordler by lapswimmernyc November 20, 2022

crossburner 

An insulting term for a white person who dislikes people of other races. This is a reference to the Ku Klux Klan, which burns crosses in ceremonies celebrating their racial beliefs.

1st person: "Tom can't stand Tyrone."

2nd person: "He is such a crossburner! He just doesn't like Tyrone because he's black."

crossburner by LowProfile88 July 26, 2009