blaumph 

Someone who dies to the environment in a manner that they had plenty of warning beforehand

You just got blaumphed!
The red-zone blaumphed me.
Wait here for a minute, we dont want to get blaumphed.

blaumph by karthic October 9, 2017

blamph 

Totally amazing. Blamph's usually have extremely distinguishable voices, and will kick your ass if you call them a loud, short, noisy fart (collectively farts).

Omg, it's Blamphhh!

"I love kricken."

blamph by Notkricken... September 12, 2012

blumphy 

the act of recieving a blowjob whilst sat on the toilet having a dump...

hey mark...i got some good blumphy last night...she was well up for it

blumphy by folklore October 27, 2007

blamph 

A loud, short, noisy fart that sounds like it means business.

Man, clear the area! That blamph measured 10 on the Richter scale!

blamph by pentozali July 6, 2010

blumph 

to recieve a BJ whilst dropping ass (taking a shit, doing a dump)

I'm needing a shit, do you fancy giving me a blumph?

blumph by johny 86257 July 2, 2006

Blumphie 

A obese Female.

1. "Damn look at them Blumphie ass hoes at the bar".
Fat Bitches need love too.

2. My folks hooked me up with this chick I never seen before,
we met up and I was like "damn look at this Blumphie Broad
what am I going to do with her"?

3. Who was that Blumphie girl who had your car leaning to one side?

Blumphie by Bumble510 January 23, 2009

Blumphing 

Blumphing (to blumph)

To recive oral sex while dropping the evil brown.

(getting head while shitting)

"hey dude, do you know what Blumphing is?"

"yeah, getting a blowjob while taking a shit!"

Blumphing by Makeshiftfill June 27, 2006