illingworth

Noun. The expression on the face of someone taking it in the ass.

Yeah baby, show me your illingworth.

illingworth by anon April 10, 2005

illingworth

Verb. To display a camp look of complete stupefied blankness in response to a concept, event or word.

I asked him where his metatarsals were and he just illingworthed.

illingworth by Phish April 7, 2005

Illingworth

A word often substituted for 'dipshit'.

Ah man why would you do that? You are such an illingworth!

Illingworth by omnomnom123 April 22, 2009

illingworth

Facial expression most commonly seen on the face of someone having a poo.

I love you honey, but you'll never see my illingworth.

illingworth by Phish April 11, 2005

luke illingworth 

Drummer of English band Fearless Vampire Killers.

Luke Illingworth is an amazing drummer.

luke illingworth by FrankToMyGerard January 1, 2015

Killingworth 

A small town in Connecticut...not quite on the shoreline, but not so much inland. Known for being extremely white, and white collar. Known for a few instances of teacher molestation on students. And the a few instances of white collar crime. In addition kids that attend the regional school district of Haddam-Killingworth (HK) are known to do past times such as smoking massive amounts of marijuana on the way to school, on the way from school, during lunch breaks, before practices, and before games. Weekends are filled with bonfires with plentiful amounts of marijuana, forties, and massive amounts of pabst blue ribbon. We use Haddam-Meadows to drag race, and sit there at night and do what we "do best". Our town is full of stoners, those who are too rich for their own good, but the majority of those who live there think they are rich, but really aren't. It's a Middle, Middle-Upper class community that is sheltered. We have one stop light, the building of Dunkin Donuts and Baskin Robbins was a giant milestone for the town of Killingworth. We have no town green, no "downtown", we have 3 convience stores, a library, we don't have a police force-we have the "staties" who like to break our balls on everything possible. The girls are preppy and the guys are scumbags for the most part. And everyone is judgemental and snobby. Known as being rich but isn't that way. In the middle of nowhere-and then they wonder why 90% of the population grows, buys, sells, and smokes weed including teachers in our high school. Welcome to "K*Town"

"Hey let's go jump in my Dad's brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee and bake it out man"
"Ok dude lets head to the meadows or Beaver Meadow."
"Killingworth is made gay man."
"Yo just hit this bowl."

Killingworth by Glad to be outta there May 6, 2006

Killingworth 

A small town miles from the shoreline of the already shitty CT. It's population includes racists, homo-phobs, stoners, sluts, douchebags, and fakes. We have no center of town, but a tiny strip of our only "main road". This is where you'll find the most exciting spots in town: the bank, pharmacy, and a gas station. Only about a handful of our teenagers take school seriously because everyone here would rather be getting stoned. Chances are if you aren't at home on the weekends you're out getting hammered, blazed, and probably an STD. Whoever said to never give out your drug dealers name clearly had never been to Killingworth. We're the town where a gym teacher could be a pedophile and keep their job for years but the minute a substitute puts their hand on your shoulder, they're out. Health teachers are hypocrites and girls are skanks. Advice to you: unless you strive to be involved with drama, or enjoy being hassled by adults who can't mind their own business, don't make Killingworth anything more than a town to pass through on your way to anywhere else in CT, because believe me there isn't a town more dreadful.

"Hey you got any green?"
"Nah man I'm out but you can call ***** from Killingworth, they'll hook you right up"

Killingworth by someone u arent August 9, 2015